Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

We have collection of some funny birthday wishes for friend that you can share with your best buddy on his/her birthday. Looking for friend birthday funny wishes to put a smile on friend’s face on their birthday? , then you are at right place. Sending your best funny wishes for friend birthday that show how much you care is a great way to just warm them heart. When you want to send friend funny wishes for birthday and want to smile on her/his face.

Dear Friend, on your birthday, I am most grateful that you know all of my faults but you withhold your judgment.

Don’t let ageing get you down... it’s too hard to get back up again!

May you live to be so old that the mere sight of you horrifies young children and ex-lovers.

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?

You’re older than you’ve been. But look on the bright side, you’re younger now than you’ll ever be!

I hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake. And the year to follow is filled with as much joy as you bring your friends!

Happy 43th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.

You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you'll wish you'd never been born ... Happy Birthday!

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much!

For your birthday, I’ve gotten you something that’s gluten free, zero calories, and absolutely delightful. This happy birthday text message!

I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.

For your birthday, I wish that every mirror in the world would vanish so you wouldn’t know that you are getting older. Enjoy!

I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!

Friendship is a bond between two human minds which will be stronger if cake is shared between them! Happy cake-eating day, my friend!

Let’s celebrate your birthday and stop worrying about your age… It’s too late!

It’s your special day. Look ahead, think back, sing out, dance around, get down, live it up and have a memorable Birthday!

On this birthday, I am advising you to smile as much as possible because on the next, you may not have as many teeth. Happy birthday to my old friend!

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

You know what they say: it’s better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. Happy birthday!

Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!

You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.